I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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