Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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