He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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