So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just google imaged poop.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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