I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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