dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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