I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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