so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Sorry about my life...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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