I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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