ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Your penis caused this!
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