In the future we'll all be gay
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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