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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 13, 13 at 10:42am

    You don't want that, trust me.

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    Submitted by olderthanyou on Jan 13, 13 at 11:16am

    Please remember for most of those mistakes there is a woman involved who does not want a record of it as well! (Possibly two)

  • 50 72
    Submitted by greenone08 on Jan 13, 13 at 10:45am

    Def not... I don't even wanna remember everything...

  • 38 57
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 13, 13 at 7:36pm

    As long as there is a complementing database showing the total cumulative length and width of cocks that have been in vaginas, I'm down with it.

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    Submitted by polacke on Jan 13, 13 at 11:04am

    what happens in vegas, stays in vegas.

    • 36 81
      Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Jan 13, 13 at 2:33pm

      More like what happens in Vegas, stays on twitter

    • 35 59
      Submitted by kermie2000 on Jan 13, 13 at 7:44pm

      except for herpes...that shit comes back with you

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 13, 13 at 12:28pm

    There's a certain blessing to having the world forget one's mistakes and misdeeds.