Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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