bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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