you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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