so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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