Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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