How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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