You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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