Porn is love you can see.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
