So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just blew my weed a kiss
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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