No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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