Banned from zoo.
Again?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
