We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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