you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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