you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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