Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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