You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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