The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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