she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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