Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
