Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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