ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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