everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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