you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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