I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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