thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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