Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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