I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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