I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Michael Bay diarrhea
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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