He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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