1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What a fucking waste of an outfit
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
her facebook's as public as her vagina
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Alive.
So much puke
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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