I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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