So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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