walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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