yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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