so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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