dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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