And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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