I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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