I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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