ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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