I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
