He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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